But Intuition? It just keeps getting worse as you go on. And we all know how the numerous iterations of Zac Brown’s foray into electronic music went, or didn’t.īut even on those Zac Brown projects, there still was one or two songs that you hated to admit were kind of okay, or sort of country. Who thought this would fly? It reminds you of another C-level star Jerrod Niemann, who tried this same bit back in 2013 when he released the precursor to Same Hunt called “Drink To That All Night.” That did okay, but when he chased it with a song called “Donkey,” it kicked Jerrod Niemann’s ass, and he ended up off Arista Nashville and out on the street. This thing looks worse on the books than that “terrorizing an elderly boat captain” charge. Why those close to Billy Currington that love and care for him did not throw some sort of intervention or something and intercede before he entered Intuition onto his permanent record is beyond me. The vocals throughout this record are just so shameless. And check this folks, Billy Currington is 47 years old, and he’s trying to mumble sing like Justin Bieber or something. Billy Currington’s Intuition is the generic store brand version of Sam. Believe it or not, Sam actually brings a bit more originality, and dare I say soul to what he does. No, you can’t even compare this to Sam Hunt. Aside from the token banjo and steel guitar-which only angers the blood of actual country fans even more-this is an unabashed effort for attention from Hot 100 FM, which Billy won’t have a prayer at. And I wasn’t even drinking milk at the time.Īfter six years of doing who knows what, Billy Currington emerges with a surprise album that is a straight up EDM/R&B, so slavish and transparent in trying to titillate the teenage pop market it instantly goes from sad to pathetically laughable.
I heard about this monstrosity, cued it up on the music streaming service of choice, and started laughing so hard milk shot out of my nose. But it’s one of these instances where it’s so terrible, it’s actually hilarious.
It’ll be swatted down in the end zone by the defensive back, deflating Currington’s 4th Quarter comeback dreams quicker than your dangle when your mom walks in on you. Look, if you had a head full of pubic hair, had never graduated from the C-level of mainstream country stars, were best known by some for being the guy indicted on charges of “abuse of an elder person by inflicting mental anguish” and “making terroristic threats” to some poor old dude stemming from a dispute over a damn boat in Georgia, perhaps you may throw a Hail Mary like this too and hope for a late career miracle.īut unfortunately for ol’ Billy Currington, this is a prayer that won’t be answered.
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